updated 10/20/2015          



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Abraham's RAM

Abraham wanted to upgrade his old .386 PC to Windows XP.

His son Isaac, was horrified, and exclaimed: "Pop, you can't run Windows XP on your ancient 386. Everyone knows you need a Pentium III processor and 128 megabytes (MB) of RAM for that! What are you thinking???

But Abraham, a man of faith, gazed calmly at Isaac and said, "Do not worry, my son, God will provide the RAM."

Coffee Out Of Context

Joke: One day a husband and wife were discussing whose job it was to get up first and fix the morning coffee. The husband said, "The scriptures say it's the wife's responsibility". The wife disagreed and said, "I can show you in the Bible where it definitely says it's your responsibility." The husband replied, "If you can show me that in the Bible, I'll be glad to do it." She opened up the Bible and pointed down, he looked and clearly read "He-brews". -author unknown submitted by W. Houchens

The television set has been called the Devil's Window and most of its programming, nearly all, is not for true Christians. The following "Psalm" can be veiwed as humorous...but it is undoubtedly true. May it lead us to understand that we all need to avoid that "medium" and open our bibles.

THE 23RD CHANNEL (instead of the 23rd Psalm)

The TV is my shepherd, I shall want. 
It makes me lie down on the sofa.
It leads me away from the Scriptures.
It destroys my soul.
It leads me in the path of sex and violence,
for the sponsor's sake.
Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my
Christian responsibilities,
there will be no interruption,
For the TV is with me.
It's cable and remote, they control me.
It prepares a commercial before me in
the presence of worldliness;
It anoints my head with Humanism,
My coveting runneth over.
Surely laziness and ignorance shall
Follow me all days of my life:
And I shall dwell in the house
Watching TV forever.

                                    ~Author Unknown


God Works in Mysterious Ways

A poor Christian man was in the streets offering to work doing odd jobs for food for his family; or in lieu of work, asking for any spare change that those passing by could spare.

Some neighborhood kids rode their bikes by him, jingling the coins in their pockets at him saying "Want some change?  We betcha do! -Well you can't have ours! Ha Ha!". They were cruel, as sometimes children can be. They ridiculed the poor man even to the point of following him home while chanting " poor little Christian-just a slob, ain't got no money, ain't got no job!"  The man smiled at the boys and went into his humble little house.

He knelt down and began praying to God, offering thanks to God for all he had, especially his family. He continued in prayer aloud asking for some bread for which to feed his family. The neighborhood kids were outside his window had heard his prayer and snickered at the poor fool thinking he would get bread from God.

Wanting to make further sport of the goodly man they ran to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread with the money they had in their pockets. They quietly crept to the poor man's window and heard the man finishing his prayer with outstretched arms. They tossed the loaf through the window directly into the man's arms. The children burst out laughing and rode away proud of the nasty trick they played on the man. The man, surrounded by his family, looked up to say "Thank you God for hearing my prayer and answering so quickly".


Church Bulletin Bloopers:

Let us tell you of some peoples Favorite Hymns:

The Dentist's Hymn:..........Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn...........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn..........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...............Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...........There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn.........Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn............I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn...............Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn..........Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn.............Sweet By and By

Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you:
45 mph.................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph.................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph.................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph.................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph.................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.................Lord, I'm Coming Home
and over 100 mph.......Precious Memories

JOKE: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novacaine at the dentist's office: He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Before U were thought of or time had begun, 
God stuck U in the name of His Son. 

And each time U pray, you'll see it's true, 
You can't spell out JesUs and not include U. 

You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, 
For  U, He was born; that's why He came. 

And His great love for U is the reason He died. 
It  even takes U to spell crUcified. 

Isn't it thrilling and splendidly grand 
He rose from the dead, with U in His plan? 

The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew, 
and this word resUrrection is spelled with a U. 
When JesUs left earth at His Upward ascension, 
He felt there was one thing He just had to  mention. 

"Go into the world and tell them it's true 
That I love them all - Just like I love U." 

So many great people are spelled with a U, 
Don't they have a right to know JesUs too? 

It all depends now on what U will do, 
He'd like them to know, 
But it all starts with U. 

Will YOU pass it on. 
When  Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you!


Their tower's impressive statistics
pleased architects, masons, and mystics
But their excessive pride
Caused the Lord to decide
It was time that they studied linguistics.



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